it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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