I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
