we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NoShamevember. You game?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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