at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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