Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you had me at cake vodka
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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