even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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