Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
