I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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