why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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