I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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