I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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