Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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