Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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