she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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