Do you still have your period?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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