At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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