i barfeds in our rink
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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