call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
as a side note pls kill me
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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