am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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