Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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