I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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