Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize