STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if only i could text you this smell
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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