I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
