Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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