Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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