Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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