the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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