I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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