i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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