Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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