He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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