he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
3pm strippers are depressing
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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