I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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