I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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