I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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