Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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