She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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