So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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