she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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