windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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