he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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