It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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