I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Apparently you make a good broom.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
