it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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