why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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