ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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