I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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