Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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