Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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