Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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