Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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