p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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