I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Bring me that man meat
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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