I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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